It was such a non-event it's not even funny. I didn't even see Santa properly. No pictures, I considered nicking Brother J's camera, but decided against it. He would have shot me. Jono and Lockie got in a bit of a biff. Jono's mates had to step in and Lockie got kaned. Or so I hear. I'm not sure, I'm hearing conflicting stories. I thought I looked like a bit scraggish, then Jono said I looked good. I must've thought right. Was a little awkward with Chantal there. To Max's disappointment, no-one got hit by any floats. Mel slept over. To Daniel's disappointment, there was no lesbian activity. I'm "Straight" as "Straight" can be. I burnt my scalp in the shower this morning. To my disappointment, it hurts a lot.
That just about sums it up.
Mel and I went to Westfield. She was penniless. I figured I wasn't gonna buy anything, seeing as she couldn't. We went into all the rich shops and tried on stuff. Then we went into the cheap shops, and tried on some stuff.
Haven't picked up any knitting in a while.
[Shi Listens to: Could Have gone Mad - Poe (05:21)]